My 2 yr olds top phrases

"Leave me alone"
“I’m busy”
“Don’t bother me”
“Don’t be mad at me, I want you to be happy”
“Don’t think about it”

Just figured I’d embrace my heritage with @rickalick

Just figured I’d embrace my heritage with @rickalick

I just want someone to draw me up my next tattoo.

I’m sorry if I’ve been sad. Im sorry that I can be such a burden.

People can be so judgmental.

I don’t care what anyone thinks, though. I’m 22, make good ass money, and I’m the best damn mother I can be.
So, It’s okay if I get stressed out and go on shopping sprees or get drunk every once in awhile.

demaskingtape:

weetoiletpaperroll:

coldsoymilk:

the last one tho

who is this guy. i feel like he speaks to the depths of my very soul. especially today.

I agree w/ all but the one on ambition, dream as big as possible and let your ambitions mirror that. There’s no shame in having a lot of ambition.

(Source: opencult, via gessoff)

22 Sep 2014 Reblogged from opencult

unamusedsloth:

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

(Source: unamusedsloth, via theelephantinther00m)

19 Sep 2014 Reblogged from unamusedsloth
zodiacchic:


more here (:

zodiacchic:

more here (:

17 Sep 2014 Reblogged from zodiacchic
zodiacchic:

ZC <3

zodiacchic:

ZC <3

15 Sep 2014 Reblogged from zodiacchic

I told my son I was off work tomorrow.


The first words out of his mouth were
“Yayyyyy you gonna buy me a toy?”
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